{"id":137,"date":"2012-12-18T15:22:36","date_gmt":"2012-12-18T15:22:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hannahourani.com\/writer\/?p=137"},"modified":"2012-12-18T15:22:36","modified_gmt":"2012-12-18T15:22:36","slug":"how-the-story-of-a-drow-finally-captured-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hannahourani.com\/writer\/2012\/12\/18\/how-the-story-of-a-drow-finally-captured-me\/","title":{"rendered":"How the story of a Drow finally captured me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If there&#8217;s one thing that I&#8217;ve always felt bad about, it&#8217;s the fact that I hadn&#8217;t read Drizzt Do&#8217;urden&#8217;s story. Basically, Drow are my favorite race in the Forgotten Realms and Drizzt is the most awesome Drow there is; It&#8217;s inexcusable.<\/p>\n<p>However, while walking through the book section at Virgin, I stumbled across something magical.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_140\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-140\" style=\"width: 600px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/hannahourani.com\/writer\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/drizzt2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-140\" title=\"drizzt\" src=\"https:\/\/hannahourani.com\/writer\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/drizzt2.jpg\" alt=\"All the drizzt do'urden books\" width=\"600\" height=\"803\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hannahourani.com\/writer\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/drizzt2.jpg 600w, https:\/\/hannahourani.com\/writer\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/drizzt2-224x300.jpg 224w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-140\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">It&#8217;s moments like these&#8230;.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>So this weekend was about Homeland, yesterday was about Exile, and after the Hobbit movie today, it&#8217;s probably exile as well.<\/p>\n<p>All my waking moments are about when it&#8217;s possible to\u00a0slip in a moment to read and I feel like a kid again, dreaming of encounters with mindflayers which I&#8217;ll dispatch by throwing a dagger into their squidy face. Also damn you Briza, I hate you.<\/p>\n<p>So I&#8217;m not gonna review Homeland. Or Exile when it&#8217;s done. Or any of the others. These books speak for themselves. They&#8217;re as good as I hoped, and then some.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If there&#8217;s one thing that I&#8217;ve always felt bad about, it&#8217;s the fact that I hadn&#8217;t read Drizzt Do&#8217;urden&#8217;s story. Basically, Drow are my favorite race in the Forgotten Realms and Drizzt is the most awesome Drow there is; It&#8217;s inexcusable. However, while walking through the book section at Virgin, I stumbled across something magical. 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